Becoming Avowed’s most toxic 360 no-scoper isn’t a walk in the weird mushroom park, but for me, it was just a Sunday | Gaming

Turning and turning in the widening gyre.

The follower cannot hear the other follower.

Because the party leader cannot hold themselves from yelling at the top of their lungs, through Mountain Dew and Dorito-encrusted lips: “That’s what your f**king mum said last night, get new shrekt!”

The Xaurips’ guttural roars of pain grow louder as the Aedyran envoy, spewing the kind of hatred last seen in an Xbox game only at the peak of Live’s powers, spins and blasts away, never stopping to aim. By the end, their knees are weak, their arms are heavy, and their scale armour would surely be covered in the Living Lands equivalent of mom’s spaghetti had they not gained relative immunity to…more

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