Bicycle delivery sim Parcel Corps is delayed but at least it’s funny about it | Gaming

We’ve been negligent in our duty as watchkeepers of extreme sports games. Parcel Corps is a light-hearted bicycle courier sim set in a colourful totalitarian regime where the police do not like things to be delivered in time, or at all. Perhaps that’s why the game, which was due to arrive on Steam tomorrow, has been delayed until an unspecified date. That’s okay, half the news stories we write seem to be about release setbacks. At least the developers announced the delay in a funny and thematically appropriate way.

The announcement of the delay includes the jokey use of a “Sorry we missed you” leaflet, with the accompanying text saying that the delay is due to the developers “taking extra time to tune things up for the best possible launch”.

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