Dire comedy bloodsport King Of Meat should have been called King Of Meme | Gaming

I genuinely don’t like sucker-punching video games the second they’re announced, but playing Glowmade’s King Of Meat is three hours of my life I won’t get back, and every second I spend writing about it extends that total, dragging me closer to a regretful demise. Here’s the stuff I’m more positive about: buried at the core of this spurting interactive snarkfest there is a moderately OK third-person dungeon-crawler for groups of up to four.

The dungeons span several challenge tiers and consist of hallways and arenas with action-platformy widgets such as spike pits or spinning bars or timed exploding barrel dispensers. Enemies so far consist of different cuts of troll and skellington, spawned in unpredictable waves, and there are treasure chests tucked behind…