When I Worked At Chrysler I Kept A Glossary Of Ridiculous Corporate Terms Engineers Overused At Meetings. Here Is That Glossary | Engineering

When I became a full-time engineer at Chrysler at age 21, there were certain elements of the corporate environment that I found flat-out odd. Why were all the engineers working in gray cubicles while the designers and businesspeople were literally in their own, colorful, beautiful buildings? Why did designers and businessfolks have better lunchrooms than engineers? Why does everyone leave at exactly 4:30? Why are engineers not allowed to use tools without having getting union grievances filed against them? Why did so few employees actually love cars? I could go on and on, but the thing I want to talk about today is the corporate buzzwords/strange terms used in the hallowed halls of the Chrysler Technical center circa 2015. I kept a list.

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